Hello, this is Fabricio. So, you want to know who I am?
Sure, I'll be happy to tell you about myself. A true Renaissance
man, I speak six languages and have traveled all over the world. Having lived on three
different continents, I can blend in almost anywhere. Don't believe me? Listen to my
impressions of Robin Leach, Steve
Irwin (Crocodile Hunter), and Henry Kissinger. That's just
a small sampling of the voices and accents I do. They come in handy at parties too.
I also sing and play the guitar (though not at the same time --
I'm still working on that!). I love to create digital art and write (I am writing a book
entitled "Interview with God" which deals with the future of our planet, the
environment, overpopulation and other such weighty issues). I love the outdoors and sports
such as inline skating, mountain hiking, kayaking, working out...
How did Inepto come about? In my current occupation, I deal with
a lot of companies. I got tired of encountering so many incompetent people on the other
end of the phone. So, to turn a negative into a positive, I decided to create this strip.
Now, every time I come across someone totally inept, instead of getting upset, I
can smile because I know the other person has just inspired another Inepto strip. When I
hang up the phone, I'm happy instead of being angry. Isn't that great?
Customer service people are not the only ones who can get your
blood boiling, right? You will be delighted to also see CEOs, business people,
politicians, and even ordinary citizens skewered in Inepto strips. No champion of
ineptitude is safe from my mighty pen or rather, mouse (computer mouse that is, since
Inepto is produced entirely digitally for a nice, crisp look).
The next step in my career, is becoming a movie actor. I can do
a better secret agent than Ben Afleck (Jack Ryan) and Pierce Brosnan (James Bond)
combined, and a whole lot more. Aren't you getting tired of Afleck anyway? It's time for
some new blood. Click here to find out how you can help me
go to Hollywood and how you can get invited to my first premiere there. Oh, and one more
thing: don't worry all you Inepto fans; no matter how big a star I become, I will keep
producing your beloved Inepto strip.
Talk to you soon. Bye.
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